the feet in
question.
After Years of Marital Bliss
Mary Sends Robert Packing to the Curb!
| The Love of his life, Mary, was recently overheard exclaiming: "Like, I just can't take it anymore! I can't stay in the same room as those feet another minute!" she confided to a close source. "Either wash your feet and change your shoes- or get out!" |
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After being thrown out, here
Robert sits, alone and dejected...contemplating: will she
ever take me back? where will I go now? what will I do?
Witnesses said he was mumbling something about "Can't she just understand I'm an artist?, ...and if having stinky feet helps me be creative, then so be it!" |
| This photo was shot before the terrible break-up, notice Mary makes the Godfather of Goth walk ten paces behind her and ALWAYS down wind. |
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