One holy hour's all you had...   re: GetMusic's  Live Audio Chat w/ The Cure

Well of course, it's always fantastic to hear Cure news straight from Robert, and as much as we enjoyed the chat (especially when our friend BlastedTea got her shot - GO GIRL!)  well, it just left us... unsatisfied... wanting more.  I mean, inquiring minds want to know.  So, we quietly polled a random cross-section of Cure fans, Cure fans with inquiring minds, and compiled our own list of "must know" chatroom questions for Robert.  Questions which will undoubtedly never make it past the nazi chat moderator, even though we'd MUCH rather hear Robert's response to 'em instead of the bobo crap they chose to ask:

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Club America's unsolicited list o' Cure fan's

Questions We'd Much Rather Hear Robert Answer:

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1.)  How big is it? (your house, of course... what did you think we meant?)  -from: HeavenlyGirl

2.)  If you suddenly awoke in a heart-shaped jacuzzi with Boy George, would you:

      a.)  kick his ass for violating you?  (if only with his eyes)

      b.)  fall prey to his compelling glow?

           -from: StrangelyAttracted

3.)  If you had to choose one:    a.) beer?  or  b.) bong?    -from: monkeyNmybackpack

4.)  Are American Cure fans really the red-headed step-children of the Cure?     -from:  GotMyFreakOn

4.)  Boxers?  or Briefs?   -from: Seamore Fanney

5.)  Do you believe in God?  If so, do you think she'll be pissed and waiting at the Pearly Gates to confront you about why you never brought any chick musicians into the Cure?  (Club America excuses Robert from this question in light of Saffron on the JSY single... and, uh... also 'cause he's stayed with his girl for so long)   -from: Ivy Rowe

6.)  Do you have a pot plant in your house?   -from: Bahama Mama

7.)  Or worse, if you REALLY had to choose one - only one:     a.) big jeans?   or   b.) hash pipe?

      -from: anonymous    (yea, we can't answer that one either)

8.)  Do you enjoy (or loathe) controversy?   -from: parabol

9.)  Re: very sexy chest-hair:  are you any kin to Austin Powers?   -from: sleeping_in_theloo

10.)  What exactly does "hibiscus head, in a flower bed" mean?   -from:  Green_Fingers

11.)  How come you don't have any pets?  (that's positively unEnglish)    -from: Vile Wench

12.)  Have you ever experienced astral projection?   -from: Oceansotime

13.)  Do you think you have a good sense of humor?     -from:  wild&moody swinger

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We received many questions which were equally as (or more boring than) the ones which made it past the nazi  chatroom moderator on Monday night.  Even though we rarely avoid some lively discourse, we had many more completely unpublishable inquiries submitted which we elected to not share with the world wide web.  But this list is a pretty good cross section of the fan's submissions.  Thanx to all for participating!

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